Nsenene season is upon us and it is happiness all around. November is not just a month away from Christmas bonuses (if you are those people) and jingle bells. It also ushers in grasshoppers. These are not just ordinary insects. Here are some personal truths about them.
- Unlike most insects, we wait on them all year and when they arrive we don’t bring out doom or whatever insecticide to kill them because they are not harmful to our health. We set up iron sheets with light and trap them. Okay maybe we don’t do the trapping ourselves but people do and we pay them money for it which brings me to my next point.
- They are bringing this country closer to midro income status. Throughout the month of November, nsenene employ a good number of Ugandans. Some are wholesalers. They send their truckloads of this delicacy to urban dwellers. Others are sigiri owning chefs frying and dishing out yummy portions in the middle of the old taxi park. And others will be shoving them down your car window or taxi while you are stuck in Kampala’s unending traffic.
- They used to be the key to getting Christmas outfits. According to my grandmother who is a very wise woman nsenene alongside chicken and eggs are on the list women were not allowed to eat but they would catch, hunt, conquer, solicit them for their husbands in order to encourage them to buy them to buy her Christmas clothes. (I don’t know what to say to that except that patriarchy is greedy and mean and therefore we should all be feminists)
I really thought I had more nsenene truths but they are done, almost as fast as any amount of nsenene that comes into my proximity. I am open to any and all invitations to eat nsenene this November. Totally unrelated, why has no one come up with nsenene rolex, or nsenene pizza, or nsenene burger, or nsensene salad? So many possibilities.
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Komusana Fiona | Sunshine – She loves to have an opinion but more than that she loves to give it, so she writes. The idea that she gets to express her opinion without looking any one in the face is motivating.